Obama Our Nobel Prize Winner

Who says that we’re not proud of Obama and that some of us are raciest, bitter and too political?
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We’re all proud that the Nobel Prize Committee picked our guy to add to the list of high achievers like Al Alarmist Gore and Jimmy Malaise Carter.
We're sure that Mr. Nobel, inventor of dynamite, is pleased with this choice.
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The Award reads:
Awarded for your personal achievements for World Peace including:
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Ridding North Korea of Nuclear Weapons
Ridding Iran of Nuclear Weapons
Single handily bringing peace to the Palestinians and Israelis
Rebuking China for its human rights violations and changing their policies
Embraced the Dalai Lama and forcing China to change it’s Tibet policies
Forced Russia to retreat from Georgia, apologize and pay reparations
Forced Russia to NOT turn off winter fuel to Eastern European countries
Cleaned-out and cleaned-up the UN’s Commission on Human Rights
Installed liberty and freedom in Afghanistan without firing another shot
And a list too long to fit on this humble well deserved Award.
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To be fair, since Obama has only been in office seven months, the Committee has decided to present an addendum to the award each of the next seven years.
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Note: the BeeGees have been invited to sing their award winning biggest hit song of 1987 at the awards ceremony:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W42rMjYWlk
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An award symbol will soon be added to the distinctive Obama Presidential Seal:
http://www.roanokeslant.org/ObamaSeal.jpg

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Some Prior Nobel Items:
http://roanokeslant.blogspot.com/2009/07/preparing-for-oil-war-in-artic.html
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http://roanokeslant.blogspot.com/2007/10/250-years-of-global-warming-with-al.html
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