This poor, unwanted DALEK was left abandoned in a state of neglect at the side of a busy road, along with some rubbish awaiting collection. He was in a confused state, not understanding what was happening, and totally unaware of the fate which awaited him. Obviously his owners had got bored with him and could no longer be bothered looking after the affectionate and friendly alien. Fortunately, a kindly passer-by noticed his distress and rescued him (and his control unit) from the street, and passed him into the hands of a "rescue shelter" for unwanted toys.With a bit of love and attention (his missing half-sphere was recreated and replaced, and he received a two-battery transplant), he was restored to fully-working condition. He merrily screams "EXTERMINATE!" and other catchphrases at the drop of a hat, doubtless having learned them from his previous cruel and heartless owners. "Staff" have named him DELBERT and have grown so fond of the lovable scamp that they've decided to adopt him.
Remember - A DALEK IS NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS!
(Amazing, isn't it? A £100 toy, discarded because of two dead batteries. Wish I had that kind of dosh to throw away! Well - their loss is my gain. Thanks to Tom C for 'phoning to ask if I wanted a deserted Dalek that someone had dumped in his street.)
(Amazing, isn't it? A £100 toy, discarded because of two dead batteries. Wish I had that kind of dosh to throw away! Well - their loss is my gain. Thanks to Tom C for 'phoning to ask if I wanted a deserted Dalek that someone had dumped in his street.)
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